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keeping da baby

the ultimate insult a girl can say to a guy. Has nothing to do with babys really, It is just like saying "screw off" or "go away," because usually when a girl tells a guy she is keeping his baby, he disappears forever.
Boy: "Bla bla bla" (being a typical ass)
Girl: "Fuck you, I ain't want nothing more to do with you punk, I'm keeping da baby."
by Melissa112 May 25, 2006
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baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010
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pot smoking baby

The finished smell of a product when Leah and Josh sit, stand, or do anything together the day after a night of partying.
"what is that smell?"
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."
by KRAFTDINNARRR March 30, 2009
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bush baby

AKA: mon bebe de la buisson
a boy that Lil One is madly in love with.he's a junior at san marin high school.shh.don't tell.
he's super cute.
Oh gosh!Bush baby is over there!
Bush baby is hot man.
by the lil one February 4, 2004
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you're so baby

You're so good looking to me
You're so baby, I want you to be mine forever.
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Missouri baby step

In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.
Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"
by Custhburgh November 1, 2008
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baby canon

noun

term used for a huge package.
Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.
by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008
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