New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey

"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"

by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014

New yearsish

Attire appropriate for New Years. Something that isn't red.

That isn't very New Yearsish.

by Memememeneme April 11, 2016

Yes New Wars

Apparently.

Hym "Yes New Wars! They bombed Iran! The Jews Bombed Iran!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Manor new tech

Dumb ass school with all these fake ass people

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!

by Newtechculture June 15, 2018

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025

Not news bae

Yeah, you're not news bae so I don't give a shit when your sad.

Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2024

News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery

I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.

by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024