branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

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Friend zone

When someone tells you they want to just be friends after they find out you like them

Boy 1: happy birthday! So I know you like me but I think we should just be friends (friend zone)

Girl 1: oh okay that’s cool
Girl 1: *walks away heartbroken*

by Guess who bihhh December 4, 2018

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Friend

A friend is someone who is there for you always and your there for them. You can cry on their shoulder and not be embarrassed because you know that some day they will be crying on yours. A true friend is someone who can just walk into your house and raid your pantry. A friend is the best person to have, and the best person to be. Even if you mess up big time, a friend will NEVER hold a grudge. A friend is ALWAYS there for you. They don’t care where you live, the price tag on your cloths, they only care if your always there for them. A friend defends you, and they don’t spread your secrets, or lies about you. They love you no matter how bad you mess up. If you have a good friend, never leave them, good friends are hard to find, so don’t you dare leave them!❤️

Girl #1: Yoooooo i’m taking a nap haha

Girl #2: Ok, you do that, i’ll go raid your pantry
20 minutes later: Girl #2: Dude you have NO food what the heck, I thought we were friends lol *sarcastac tone*

by CAgirl1234 January 21, 2019

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