Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012

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The Rick Friend

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

by jophndon June 9, 2024

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friend code

the thing that Nintendo Switch users hate

FUCK FRIEND CODES CAN'T NINTENDO JUST USE USERNAMES

by ceo of sex March 7, 2021

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Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

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Friend-Nation

As a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation.

Angel just got friendzoned by Mary, the fifth girl this week. He's creating a friend-nation.

by aBosslyElephant October 26, 2014

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Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025

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