rick friend

someone who thinks they are badass, cold, and heartless, but they are not.
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless

"friends refer to me as the rick friend because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"

by buzzerr June 16, 2024

Right Honourable Friend

"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...

This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...

will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...

by HauntingPast February 15, 2021

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

Toxic Friend

Vanessa

Oh that girl Vanessa over there...fakest and just a toxic friend. Never liked her

by Gingerousity March 31, 2019

friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.

person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.

by madaki15 January 22, 2020