Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
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lunchables kid

you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you
You were always meant to be a lunchables kid
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Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.
Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo
by Algraal May 11, 2022
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
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not a bad kid

A good pup that does what they're told
Stephen Edwards is not a bad kid
by DGarcia12 March 13, 2023
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