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fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
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Tsunami Fart

a fart that blown so loud that the noise and smell vibrates in fast motions
bro just ripped a Tsunami Fart and it’s making motions and vibrating all over the place
by 1Shot Duke August 4, 2025
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Sonic Fart

A fart you can hear and smell at the same time
by ToolHandle January 1, 2017
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Fart in the piss

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023
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Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019
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what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.
by Unbloated January 19, 2023
mugGet the what the fartmug.

fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.
by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017
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