dirty blueberry

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.

-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.

by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020

Dirty Puce

The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.

Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.

by Puce de Groot June 6, 2020

Dirty Stevi

A woman who while kissing a man jams her extremely long tongue so far down this throat that she can feel his uvula. She then uses her strong tongue muscle to wrap around his uvula and rip it from his mouth. She holds it in her hands and admires it before she eats it.

Did you hear she likes to do the dirty stevi? I wonder if she can do that to my balls?

by Miam0r402 June 7, 2020

Dirty jaysen

When you decide you don’t want your girlfriends fries but don’t get sex if you don’t eat them so you eat them

We were getting her food and he had to pull a dirty jaysen

by Minxiimayhem24 June 7, 2020

Dirty Breakfast

The smell of farts after eating out for breakfast. They can last all day.

Damn Mike, smells like dirty breakfast here!
Sorry, we ate the Circle Restaurant this morning!

by Deejbenj June 7, 2020

dirty siara

When you string a girl along and take advantage of her vulnerability and trust to try and get with her. You basically pretend to be her friend in the hope that she'll put out.

Bro 1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick from college?"

Bro 2: "Ha, pulled a Dirty Siara on her"

Bro 1: "Oof, that's cold."

by BossBitchAvery June 9, 2020

Dirty Muriel

A dirty m uriel is when a girl recites a poem to a guy while his dick is in her mouth

Me : Yo this bitch gave me a dirty muriel last night
Friend : What poem did she recite
Me : Roses are nice

Violets are fine

I'll be the six

If you be the nine.

by Cado DVDA June 9, 2020