Cum

A common misspell for the word come

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come

by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute

1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude

by mrs.buttman May 12, 2018

Cum

something my friend thinks is yummy but isn't. Its very sticky by the way.

person 1: Cum is yummy
person 2: No its not...

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022

Cum Cadet

A person who is interested in sperm and often times collects sperm samples. Some extreme cum cadets Ingest sperm because they think it gives them special powers.

guy “dude who is that guy carrying a jar of cum?
other guy “ well it’s a cum cadet of course”

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020

Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!

Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 12, 2022