Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 1, 2013

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dirty eight ball

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.

Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!

by Wheels45 July 9, 2017

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When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.

Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial

by Pasmc January 15, 2022

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I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022

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