mr cat the kyuttest

Not cute at all. The most chappri girl you'll find on kik who would say all the stupid things just to get your attention.
Damn, that woman turned out to be a total mr cat the kyuttest!
by Harvey ;) November 18, 2021
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bump cat

Lesbian intercourse

Scissoring
Rubbing pussies
"Stacey and Susie are about to go bump cat."
"Those lesbians."
by Slancs December 23, 2015
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potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.
My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.
by Raskalmutt August 07, 2022
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Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
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Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!
by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024
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Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.
"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."
by Honk on YT November 09, 2020
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Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.
Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.
by GGAllin25 September 04, 2017
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