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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum dump

An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a slut who loves having anal sex.
Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.
"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"
by wildman_69 October 24, 2023
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Cum Chalice

A Cum Chalice is a gift in which can be distributed to your dearest friends.

This gift symbolizes friendship, platonic care and the desire to never be romantically intwined with the individual you are gifting.
“ I heard Jessica got a cum chalice from Tyson!”
“Ooh…girl got rejected hardcore.”
by Cxxz8 November 14, 2023
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cum

its a slime like gooey thing that comes out of a man’s dick
playing with *insert random name*’s cum 😻
by albedo’s piss November 17, 2021
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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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buckets of cum

When something's sooo good, you could fill a bucket..
"Man, look at this new Fisher and Paykel dishwasher!"
"Yeah man look at the integrated cutlery drawer - Buckets of Cum."
by bucketking January 30, 2024
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