do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

What types of medications do you sell?

offers a wide range of medications, including:
• Pain relief
• Men's and women's health
• Anti-anxiety and antidepressants
• Sleeping aids
• And more

What types of medications do you sell?

by ammyjackson June 25, 2025

Doing Ares

Excusing non excusable behaviors by trying to find a positive in situation with no positives

"He heated on me ... But it's okay it was my fault I wasn't enough"
"Nope. Shush. You are doing Ares"

by Kittyab12 May 19, 2025

Doing a Raif

Immediately dashing after football before sinking a Guinness or lager…. Disappearing in the distance on a carbon fibre birds bike.

Doing a raif

Did you see him go ? ….. hes done a Raif ! …. I guess someones got to pay for that 2.5. Million pound mortgage

by Wallopboshnext66 February 17, 2023

Doing a Goodman

Making extravagant and wildly inaccurate or inopropriate claims.

Statements such these would be considered doing a Goodman.

‘I’m the people’s champion’

Or

‘I’m in the top 3’

Or

‘People mistake me for a fitness model’

by Caldorini March 20, 2019

The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022