you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

you smell like dad cum by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016

Mint Pre Cum 

Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.

Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum

Mint Pre Cum by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

shit and piss and cum 

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

shit and piss and cum by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Shitty Butt Cum 

Similar to Santorum but not requiring the anal lube.

Eww! You got shitty butt cum all over grandma!

Shitty Butt Cum by six_plus_one December 5, 2005

practi-"cum" 

When a student at the American Musical Dramatic Academy steals someone's practicum ( a homework log for the entire semester) whacks off into it, and returns it later to the original owner.

"That guy from A2 really pissed me off, so me and my friends pulled off a practi-"cum".

practi-"cum" by HOLLYWOODACTORTYPE April 11, 2007

Puff Puff Cum 

When a guy smokes weed while a girl gives him head!

Oh, dude my chick is awesome she does Puff Puff Cum all the time, it feels amazing.

Puff Puff Cum by BabyDoll1228 August 28, 2010

Red Cum Dragon

A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)

"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"

"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."

Red Cum Dragon by Yousuf May 28, 2003