Fart Huffing

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.

I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.

by anonymous August 12, 2021

Fart

stinky

*fart sound, followed by a horrid smell of hydrogen sulfide*
Person A: Who farted? 🤨
Person B: stinky... 😳

by Ares222022 November 14, 2021

Duck fart

When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.

Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.

by Nitram852 October 28, 2019

Fart licker

Someone who is a retard that likes to lick farts or a sister

You a fart licker

by Ndjbddndjnd May 9, 2021

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.

I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*

by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019