ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

mom

your mom

“mom help me with homework plzzzz.”
“No.”
“die”

by iehgrwos October 3, 2021

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

ur mom

Hot

Ur mom is hot lol

by ObamaXkanyesouth July 29, 2021