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Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016
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Nigga Balls Simulator

by Pixiloom November 10, 2021
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bust his balls

To give one of the guys a hard time in a joking manner
"Dude, I heard jeff took his wife to the ballet last night, you should totally go bust his balls"

Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"

Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"
by ll. Wess May 17, 2016
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balls in yo jaw

can i can i
by 05-1 December 1, 2022
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cock and ball torture

something your dilf of a dad wants
“hey john what’s your dad up to these days?”

“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”

“what’s his number?”
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Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
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I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.
-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls
by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022
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