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Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time
"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"
by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016
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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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It's Pizza Time

A phrase that can either cause fear or hunger - depending on what the listener interprets.

Definition 1:
A movie scene of Peter Parker delivering pizza declaring "Pizza time."

Definition 2:

A phrase declaring you are hungry and want to eat pizza.

Definition 3:
A timed sequence in which you escape a crumbling level in the game Pizza Tower before a floating pizza kills you.
Person 1:
Hey Person 2, I think It's Pizza Time.

Person 2 (a pizza tower fan):
oh god OH FUCK
by kittybeanbag June 8, 2023
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one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever
1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
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Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
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Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)
Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 8, 2017
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