"Jack off!"
by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021
Get the jack off mug.Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.
by Jack. stan May 11, 2021
Get the Jack. mug.A Giga Chad of sorts. Hater of weebs. Jack. has a chest so large that one can play tic-tac-toe on it. This primal chad is on a quest to eliminate weebs and slam women. No one knows how such a legendary being came to be but people just appreciate him, men envy him and women get wet at the sight of him.
Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some good ol’ tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.
by Jack. stan May 11, 2021
Get the Jack. mug.1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the Jack Daniels mug.Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
by dontasky23 October 22, 2012
Get the jack-o-lantern mug.Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.
Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."
Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."
Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
by TessaSalem November 16, 2012
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Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.
Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!
Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?
Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!
Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?
Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
by Thumper007 November 27, 2012
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