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by secret potato hater October 31, 2019

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by *rebuilds dick* May 13, 2019

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.

I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008

Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die

by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023

New Yearsy

Being very drunk or intoxicated, such as you would be on New Years. Not feeling like your normal self due to a large amount of alcoholic beverages.

Grant: How are you feeling? You look a little out of it.
Erica: I'm a bit new yearsy I just got back from a great party.
Grant: I'm quite new yearsy myself.

by wgjgroupie February 20, 2011

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021