In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
Person 1: "I did 100 squats today."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
by dudewad September 12, 2022
Get the Churham Doublemug. Ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom.
by Arkan na Kipru April 28, 2022
Get the Double-killmug. When a person uses every color of chip two times on one raise during a game of poker; mostly in Texas Hold 'Em.
by thepen15mightier December 31, 2010
Get the Double Rainbow Raisemug. by TaoNZen December 28, 2022
Get the Double loafmug. When someone with testicles tucks them between their legs, bends over, and then proudly displays it to an audience. Thus appears the double butt -- your regular butt and a smaller testicle butt.
"Dave, man, I finally saw that movie 'Alien' and the little mouth that comes out of the bigger mouth of the xenomorph reminded me of that time you dropped double butt on us."
"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."
"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."
by VodiakInterlock April 21, 2025
Get the Double Buttmug. The act of using cake frosting to both, frost a cake and as a makeshift fleshlight, to literally and metaphorically double dip.
“I thought I was through with double-dipping, thought I had moved past it after DDA. But every time I go into Walmart and walk past that baking aisle I get a raging hard on and I fall back into temptation”
by Branhammer February 3, 2022
Get the Double-dippingmug. by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020
Get the Double Bakingmug.