A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

by Emandya March 31, 2023

Usually in a videogame, when 2 people are in a battle and right after or while said battle a 3rd player joins, making it so that the 2 opponents who are worn out on health have a massive disadvantage.
by idissectoreos September 4, 2022

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.
by lanparties May 5, 2022

1. Where ants drink booze and dance and eat cockroach pudding.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.
1. Ant #1 : Coming to the ant party?
Ant #2: Sure.
2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!
Ant #2: Sure.
2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019
