Mom-Sum

According to Hector, A local father in Bremerton. A Mom-sum is defined as a Mother of multiple children that she carries on her at the same time, does their best to maintain a happy home and even though she have support from others, will often decline the help, Being a mom-sum does include playing dead when receiving phone calls or knocks at the door.

Wow, Did you see that lady carrying both her kids at the same time she must be strong!

She not strong she is a Mom-sum

by D. Holguin January 21, 2025

Ur mom

A mythical shadow that appears if you yell fortnight kid 3000 and abuses you to death

UR MOM IS FAT OH NO NOW SHE WILL SPANK ME

by I'm a baller February 5, 2025

In ur mom's car

Used as a slang
no particular meaning

1:hi where r u going

2:In ur mom's car

by FIREGUY (why do people think i February 8, 2025

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

by Im_Ish February 20, 2025

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025