I’m going to rage-quit my life

Meaning: I’m going to angrily end my life

You know what, I’m going to rage-quit my life

by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 23, 2022

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Bro im going to Fix my vr

Term gay teens normally used as slang for getting their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend.

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

im not really sure how to go about it

no definition just advice.

What does your heart tell you

‘i like her but im not really sure how to go about it’
‘Just follow your heart bro’

by Margret_Holmes73 January 11, 2022

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far

Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

im going to blow up the white house

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit

Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

by CheesePickles69420 August 8, 2023