what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

What you game?

Lit. What is your game? Greeting used by the perverts on pills "crew" to determine what the "game" or "plan" is. Usually muttered under the breath after mass consumption of narcotics before bats begin to appear

"Well boy. What you game?"

"Some dose."

"Bravo tango"

by Speedy Dave March 13, 2004

what's the burn?

what's up?
what's happening?

'Yo Foo, whats the burn dude?

by teh Nige March 25, 2004

That’s what she said

Oisín

You’re such an Oisín, you dirty rascal, a that’s what she said

by elucas004 November 13, 2021

whats your deadlift

what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)

ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835

by GrandmaFingering November 16, 2021

Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

What if'ism

What if'ism is the historical narrative which is intended to replace modern historians "blame history" which is intended to explain "what if" we didn't do something to elaborate on the lesser evil chosen as a form of prevention against a larger evil.

Modern historians and social activist blame the British and Canadian governments for bombing German cities in World War 2. Without these bombings, German industry would have rampaged and possibly shifted the tide losing us the war costing millions of lives.

Joe: Did you hear about the bombings in Germany during WW2? What our government did was stupid.

Chad: Ever heard of what if'ism, if we didn't do that we would have lost the war dumb-ass.

by Historical-Jack February 3, 2022