ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.

Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.

by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022

mom’s clitoris

Sorry, we could not find mom’s clitoris!

Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021