Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025

big cum balls

when you accidentally cum all over your balls and its super sticky

Boy: Dang i got big cum balls!
GF: The fuck?

by Creepy DUDE123 March 07, 2023

cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

by Nicholas D March 04, 2024

posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice

Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum

by Krezzy August 04, 2022

posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice

Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum

by Krezzy August 04, 2022

giggles and cums

Slang for shits and gigs

For giggles and cums should we jump off that bridge?

by Daniel Baptist June 22, 2024

Cum Dunts

Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.

"You see those girls twerking over there? Typical Cum Dunts"

by WarheD September 04, 2013