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pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
by direct007a November 23, 2016
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Pull out a plum

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009
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Pulling an Aaron Rodgers

When an individual misleads or lies about being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus. This individual pretends to be fully vaccinated by acting in such a manner; not wearing a mask, partaking in social events and/ or not notifying those in close proximity.
Pulling An Aaron Rodgers defined as: lying to someone or everyone of being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus.
by NotJohnWick November 8, 2021
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pull out game

by Finnessin June 12, 2014
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Pull a James Franco

Engaging in some sort of ridiculous behavior with a guy.

If you hear that your friend is about to Pull a James Franco you can be certain that there is going to be an interesting story to hear in the morning.

Doesn't have to end in bringing someone home, but the possibility is very likely.
"I just got a text from Anna at the bar."

"Says shit got crazy when we left and she is going to pull a james franco."
by MTL11 February 8, 2012
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pulling your pud

You were pulling your pud the other night...I was watching.
by biggd60 May 15, 2006
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Pull A Kara Sellers

To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again
Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?
by Ohmangodamn October 11, 2016
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