Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!

Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!

by Badger girl 317 June 16, 2025

poop n fart

the act of consuming rotten penises

hey wanna poop n fart

by iloveminorsssssssss June 23, 2025