Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

eat shit

(verb) to be subervient or submissive.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

shit dick

A Gay Man...............

*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...

by shit dick May 13, 2005

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

Poopie Shit

you are stupid, a fuck up

car accident
*Driver - OMG my dads gonna kill me
*Passenger - yea ur a poopie shit

by Roy Harrison March 13, 2009

Ciga-shit

A term used to describe the sudden need to take a shit during or after smoking a cigarette or similar tobacco product.

Guy: Man, I really needed that cigarette.
Buddy: Yeah, but now I have to take a ciga-shit!

by ReluktantSkeptik May 12, 2009

shit sand

Particles of clay or a like substance in which cats shit.

It's time to replace the smelly shit sand.

We need to buy more shit sand.

by trishamallen May 4, 2007