Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023

katy cumming

a red headed idiot who is so annoying to be around and to play lego with like bloody hell

stop it ur such a katy cumming

by hank berety August 5, 2020

Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Dumpster

A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.

Did you hear, Lisa got her minge torn up so much that she now smells just like a cum dumpster!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

Cum dumpster

Someone who gets with everyone and let’s them cum in either hole everytime .

Damn Jessica really got with with the whole building, she’s a real cum dumpster

by Squilliam waterson November 9, 2021

Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023