Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 28, 2022

Dirty Cat

When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time

My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it

by TEgmeow November 23, 2021

Cat-bait

Cat-bait is a nickname used for stupid little simps,the people with the nickname Cat-bait are intelligent (still a simp) and i hope they get far in life (probably wont but oh well). They are funny and pretty,all i have to say 🚶 ♀️

Person 1: "Cat-bait whats hangin?"
Person 2 (cat-bait): "ur mom."

by Go_fuck_uselfpleaseandthankyou April 09, 2022

Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 05, 2022

Cal-du-cat

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

by Bu-tan February 15, 2020

cat zone

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 15, 2019

Warrior cats animated

When you shove a twisted tales of Felix the cat vhs/dvd up your ass

I did a Warrior cats animated

by Smm2lover29383837454363 February 15, 2024