cum griller

A panini press

Check out this cum griller I found on Amazon!

by Hallowsleeve September 15, 2022

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

cum

that white goo that comes out of your pp or pussy

I’m cumming so hard it hurts

by kiwhanggerrz September 17, 2022

Chad cum slut

When you are normally top but for the most masculine man in the room you instantly become a bottom

You see Jared over there he is such a Chad cum slut

by IrishMafiaXD September 17, 2022

Cum-Guzzler

A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.

Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.

by rove nipperess September 18, 2022

im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!

by Spahendrix September 18, 2022

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022