Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.

He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.

by Boydz June 22, 2021

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Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

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`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

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go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

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