Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Trash Fart

the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.

did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants

by Fresh Tarts March 5, 2022

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021

Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.

I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.

by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025

Who is the farting boy?

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.

"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

sparky fart

It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.

Oh sorry man, i ate bad Chinese and now i have them sparky farts.

by Mcrghostmememer January 8, 2023

fart

hi

you farted you little poopyou farted you little poop

by "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!" April 10, 2023