slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 07, 2015

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 29, 2017

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

by superjebus August 08, 2005

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 06, 2006

black tar heroin sandwich

A black tar heroin Sandwich is a sandwich including 1. a piece of white bread 2. Black tar heroin 3. Chicken nuggets 4. more black tar heroin 5. a piece of bread on top

Mom: "son what sandwich would you like for today"
Son: " a black tar heroin sandwich thanks mom"
Mom: where do i get the chicken nuggets?"
Son: IDK in the freezer

by yeetermeater December 17, 2019

Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 10, 2007