Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.

Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."

by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022

Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021

cat casual

The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.

Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.

The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.

“The situation was hard core, but I didn’t flip out or lose my cool, I kept it cat casual.”

by perkolater June 11, 2021

The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Cat

i like cats my cat is named Charlie

I have a cat

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020