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cum shot

its where you watch dude thats lewd on yt and you shoot the screen with your cum
by misalvr666 November 23, 2020
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cum drill

when someone drills into your dick as you cum
rustin totally got cum drilled by his man the other night
cum driller will rise again
by honytawk November 27, 2020
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cum

- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020
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Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.
by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020
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cum cheemus

monke yes
(this definition is sponsored by a shark bird)
Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus
by AvemPistris December 3, 2020
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Cum Pocket

"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"
by Szvail December 7, 2020
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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020
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