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wales

as you can see from the other descriptions it is one of the most stereotyped places.
no we dont shag sheep, pick dafodils or call people gweneth most dont even have the accent.
by uriens May 21, 2005
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Wales

Often confused to 'Eden' or 'Heaven on Earth', Wales is nothing short of perfection. Located, and widly recognised as the 'Diamond in the British Isles', Wales boasts the most outstanding picturesque landscapes and areas of amazing natural beauty in the Northern Hemisphere. It's people, known as the Welsh, are among the friendliest and approachable on Earth, proudly bearing the oldest language in Europe, accompanied by a loveable accent.
"God created the heaven and the earth, modelled on the perfection that is Wales, he then proceded to incarnate himself in the form and guise of Mike Ruddock, posing as a Rugby coach. Thus leading Wales to a magnificent Grand Slam."
by Aled July 3, 2005
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Swedish wave

the act of farting under the sheets of your bed and then lifting them up and dropping them back down to have all the fart air come rushing up at your face.
If you dont suck my dick im gonna give you a swedish wave!
by estebancornhaver January 3, 2008
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wavey garms

term (originating in London) refers most commonly now to "edgy", hipster clothing and is supposed to be complimentary, however, in the majority of situations it is a decent indicator that someone is in fact wearing shit or ridiculous clothes, but a type of shit clothing that fits the general "edgy", hipster vibe. This generally includes poor fitting "vintage" clothes (not always a bad thing), vintage shell jackets (often involving turquoise and pink) short sleeve shirts with pathetic graphic Hawaiian print the likes of which is stereotypical for middle aged tourists, and plenty of supreme branded clothing (the majority of which is offensively bad or average and overpriced) essentially "wavey garms" is a blanket term for clothing items that push the boundaries of how embarrassing you can look, in a confusing attempt to seem like you have some substance to your character.
example 1:
"hey, this girl I like only dates guy's who look ridiculous in public, do you have any wavey garms?"

example 2:
sam: "yes fam! that bucket hat is wavey as fuck"

john: "cheers mate"
danny: "you look absolutely ridiculous"

example 3:
james: "those are some wavey garms man, where did you get that jacket"
dave: "its high vis, I work on a construction site... additionally, fuck off!"
james: "no need for that"
dave: "get a hair cut"

example 3:
"hey, I haven't been ridiculed by members of the general public today, I might go back home and put some of my wavey garms on"

example 4:
son: "hey dad I'm going out"
dad: "you're a disgrace to me son"
by TheLiamGreen March 2, 2017
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flag waver

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.
1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.
by Cornholio November 4, 2003
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Chicken wages

Low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place.
I drink Pabst because of these oppressive chicken wages.
by Jerff June 1, 2015
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Wales

Wales, a country inhabited by people who are the brothers and sisters of Breton people (from Brittany, west OF France) and Cornish people (from Cornwall, west OF England).
What a chance to spend time there and meet some guys who are different enough so not as to have to waste time to differentiate, and similar enough to not feel hate for them.
Breton 1 to Breton 2: Fed up with having a row with other Bretons? Take a break! Go to Wales!
by Breizh Dieub! July 25, 2008
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