Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)
by lil_billofficial October 29, 2019
Get the Chubby Unicornmug. post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.
by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010
Get the Sticky Unicornmug. A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!
by Tangaray March 15, 2020
Get the SeXXXy Unicornmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019
Get the Unicorn Hornmug. To reach a state of devine inebriation.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011
Get the touching the unicornmug. The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
by Pegastash February 7, 2017
Get the Mustache Unicornmug.