ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 09, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019

Ur mom

a hot sexy women

“ur mom is so fine”
“bro”
“what”

by what does this mean lmao May 27, 2022

Ur mom

The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom

Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Jamesyyboi April 11, 2022

Ur Mom

An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.

Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023