Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 16, 2004
Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.
Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017
The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
by Seargant Shaft June 14, 2010
by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003
When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.
by Dickhead_supreme December 19, 2016