Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.

I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.

by GABJ February 19, 2019

Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.

Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!

by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.

I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.

by THDrummer November 20, 2016

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 5, 2009

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018