Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.

Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"

by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

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twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

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A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.

by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014

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tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

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lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.

I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.

by THDrummer November 20, 2016

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