Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.

That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa

by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017

Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)

"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon

by L31f Greane September 11, 2018

Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.

"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."

by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

Toaster Thot

A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.

Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot

by Desthomes September 17, 2019

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021