Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.

What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.

"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"

by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday the day to give someone a wedgie

It's wedgie Wednesday...... wedgie time

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday a perfect day for wedgies

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

its Wednesday my dudes

Stop it!!!!

its Wednesday my dudes

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.

“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”

by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025

Wednesday

Named after the phrase "wetness day", Wednesday is the day when rain happens often especially in the afternoon and the evening, like the one commonly witnessed in Bogor, Indonesia.

I never understood why everyone hates Wednesdays; I love a good wetness day to cozy up with a book!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025