Joe Thumb

Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.

by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012

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Thumb Plug

The act of sticking one's thumb in the ass of their partner while in the doggie style position.

While fucking my girl doggie style, I thumb plugged her and she loved it.

by Too So Cray September 11, 2013

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stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

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A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

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Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

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Silicone Thumb

That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.

hey my computers fixed now thanks to luke, he's got such a silicone thumb.

by ldf13 July 5, 2011

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