Numb Thumbs

The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...

The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.

by IamTimePiece May 12, 2015

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.

I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.

by Salamski December 02, 2019

Pinky thumb

A unit of measurement which is defined by the maximum distance between your pinky and thumb. (Also resembles a'shaka')

Jacob: Corey, how wide is that table?
Corey: Ahhh it's about 5 pinky thumbs.

by TheOkGatsby September 06, 2021

stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

thumb face

Thumb face or Thumbface is when a person takes a selfie with their chin tucked in, creating a double chin. Often the person has "crazy eyes" as well.

Did you see that photo of Matt? He had an epic thumb face.

by tal melyn October 30, 2014

thumb sleeve

The act of taking ones thumb, rubbing it between the ball sack or vagina and asshole. Then rubbing said thumb onto upper lip, leaving a residue to be smelt for an extended period of time.

Dennis: Dude! Why did you just put your hand in your pants and rub your lip?
Mac: I gave myself a thumb sleeve, I needed to know what I’m dealing with down there

by The Golden God666 January 13, 2019