Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 10, 2025

Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.

Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."

by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

anxietal thoughts

When you (see) or (hear) something so (disturbing) it drives you into a (never ending) spiral of anxiety

Seeing myfriend Zoe make disturbing faces at me gave me loads of anxietal thoughts.

by soccer mommy June 4, 2018

thought daughter

used mostly on tiktok to describe a teenage girl who is rather philosophical/thinks a lot - somebody who reads a lot of classics, owns folklore taylor swift vinyls and listens to phoebe bridgers

on tiktok: pov: my parents got confused and chose thought daughter so here I am journalling all my thoughts whilst listening to phoebe bridgers

by underocean March 21, 2024

Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

by thvniggv March 30, 2025