A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
Get the blind unicornmug. The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
by Pegastash February 7, 2017
Get the Mustache Unicornmug. by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019
Get the Unicorn Hornmug. I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013
Get the christened unicornmug. When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.
by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020
Get the Exploding Unicornmug. by TrippingInWonderland December 5, 2018
Get the Unicorn Flipmug. To reach a state of devine inebriation.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011
Get the touching the unicornmug.