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The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch
The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
by DarkObsession September 19, 2017
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pulling a matt

a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.
Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.

Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos
by ataturk🏳️‍🌈🌮 December 13, 2019
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matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
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bad matt

A statement made after somebody shares a story that defines their character as being naughty, or bad.

Similar to a "one time in band camp" type story, the story must create utter shock and be met with the outcry of "Bad Matt!" by the listener to signify their shock.
*shares shocking story* your response: "Bad Matt!"
by Sigrid69 March 27, 2020
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Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.
Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait
by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017
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matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.
Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse
by BigO_naz October 3, 2023
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Matt Lee

An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy
Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see
by My name chef September 15, 2018
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